Cornify bitch what?

priceofliberty:

hellabiafra:

vegasmo:

Human: “HAHAHA Animals are so dumb!”

*goes to war with its own species, uses up all of its resources, destroys its own environment, pollutes its own air and water*

Animal: *licks its own asshole*

human: *licks someone else’s asshole and calls it sex*

same

same

hot-topic-trash-baby:

I want to be spoiled but I also feel extremely guilty when people use money on me

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my essay (due tomorrow)

gorilllas:

@myself what the fuck are you doing

flygoing:

she likes carrying around random rags for no reason

deviantseer:

I want you kinda drunk, sorta high and completely on top of me with your tongue in my mouth