Cornify bitch what?

renaki:

I sent my girlfriend a cute hentai story on snapchat.

Seriously wondering how she puts up with me.

marry me

tastefullyoffensive:

The worst. 

tastefullyoffensive:

The worst. 

viridies:

*is in the manga section of the bookshop* *sees another person* HAHA! what a nerd

me: *owns 264 unread books*
me: *buys 17 new books*
me: *rereads harry potter*
You punish yourself for being yourself.

My counsellor. (via malphoys)

Because that’s the problem

(via sad-plath)

truest thing on tumblr

(via i-was-born-backwards)

Her: We finish each other’s s-
Me: -ocial justice rants.

me: instantly jumps to worst possible conclusion

oregon-dreaming:

Mount Rainier National Park, Kevin Russ

the-poe-catcher:

okay Nintendo but consider this: i don’t have money